A Long Story.....

Since I don't want to waste anymore time on Mr. Wonderful than I already have, I'm going to sum up what went down....

He wore the same size jeans as me. (this is not a good thing)

He wanted things to be easy. (relationships are not easy. This is a fact)

He was high maintenance. (or as he would say "so Orange County")

There were no sparks! (not a good sign)

He pulled a disappearing act. (this is just bad behavior)

*Read in between the lines and I'm sure you can figure out how Mr. Wonderful turned into Mr. Not-So-Wonderful. Oh well...better luck next time!